I drop by here to greet you after I took hiatus from writing since 3 months ago, because I literally procrastinate so much. I am also sooooooo busy these past few months but I gotta do this man!
I just got a really cute letter from Jia! It's her nickname, her complete name is Jiasshole, but she doesn't know that. She is my friend from Melaka, Malaysia and we met on Twitter because we apparently stan EXO and she is stanning Sehun!
This is gonna be a little cheesy, I am emotional, I'm always emotional everytime I talk about my Twitter friends. They are all awesome, and lame. But I like lame people.
I knew Jia back then on 2015 I guess?? ?? ? I felt so stupid because I think I knew her beforehand?????? But I was too shy to make friends, Steve, so yeA she was the one approaching me first because she is Nani's mutual on Twitter.
I told you, She is The Most Talkative Person On Milky Way Galaxy.
We had been Skyping several times, with or without other friends. I had Skype session with her together with 5 other friends if I'm not mistaken, and it was a chaos shdvgwvswjhvsgw I still remember it clearly. That was the first time I know Jia is so talkative and I was surprised, she is definitely speaking English so well like it's her first language. It must be awesome if she decided to make Vlogs or maybe does some Instagram Live.
And then after that, we sometimes have Skype session together with Nani, and talk about everything. She really likes to link me EXO fan videos from Youtube, and the thing is, she often leaves me hanging everytime she looks for those videos???? HOW DARE YOU HOOMAN.
In addition, she likes to give me her middle fingers, okay I'm exposing you Jia, and she curses at me a lot, I mean, what did I do Jia????? I am always kind to you! (HAHAHAHAHA). Sometimes she brings her cat with her and she introduced it to me, too. Her cat is sooooo cute!
Okay, so, apparently, Jia asked for my address on January I think? Not to be full of myself but I ask her whether she would send me a letter. And she said yes! Her, being the 98676th person, said that my address is too long and she asked me whether I typed my address right. The letter arrived on May and my family is curious about the letter and my Mom started asking about Jia, man, I told her Jia is my fan.
Okay Jia, if you read this, Listen to Me:
1) My Mom and my sister noticed that you wrote my address wrong! It's supposed to be Kelurahan, but you wrote it as Keluhuran, I AM LAUGHING JIA BLOODY HELL. I was snatching the letter fom my Mom and laughing out loud, I was facepalming, I'm glad the Postman knows my address or else it would arrive on Canada.
2) WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE YOUR OWN ADDRESS YOUNG WOMAN?????? How am I supposed to send the reply back to your house? Okay nevermind I'm just going to burn your letter and eat it.
3) Why did you put so many plasters on the letter, I really don't want to ruin the letter and the envelope I swear for plant's sake why you torture me that much! I deadass used a cutter to open your letter, such a dedicated Letter Activist.
The contents of the letter are so cute, I like cute stuffs.
She wrote the letter in a cute way??? She used the colour pens, and draws this and that, it's so cute! She also draws a really cute Kyungsoo's facial emoji with big doe-eyes and heart-shaped lips I was so touched I'm just going to cut the letter and keep that part only. I don't know what is a Jia...
(((And she also had a nerve to combine my name with Nani's, that's like, the biggest mistake she's ever done to me. She got me at Jonginuha and Sehunuha but she definitely lost me at Naninuha.)))
I really love my Twitter friends, they are all giving me cute additional contents like these stickers for example. The day after I received this letter, Jia told me that the cat sticker is actually Sehun because he is a Catman. I don't know what is a Jia...
AND I ACTUALLY JUST KNEW SHE WROTE SOMETHING ON THE BACK OF THE MONKEY STICKER. Once again, I don't know what is a Jia.
In the end of the letter, she gives me a challenge, no, there are 3 challenges, and I have to answer it and do what she told me to do. Because I'm a loyal and nice person, I did it for Jia. Yes for Jia.
I will answer the questions, now!
1) Hm, okay, I definitely will send you back to your habitat, to the forest in Borneo. Do you know where is Borneo? The land of anaconda. Yes I will send you there. No worry, I'll pay the fee. Okay, okay, just kidding, I will send you to Bermuda instead because you are not welcomed in my house. WHY AM I SO MEAN TO YOU JIA I WONDER WHY. Okay, you have to come here for real, I will bring you to some cute places and cafes here in the city, and we can also go to Yogyakarta if you're up to traditional recreation and sightseeing, and we can go to Karimun Jawa if you're up to get some vitamin sea, and we can go to my bedroom if you're up to some sleep. I will also feed you some traditional foods!
2) Wow, number 2 is such a difficult question I feel like I'm answering Harvard entrance test. Kyungsoo just Whatsapped me and told me that he usually farts 3 times a day, but it mostly depends on what he has eaten before.
3) OKAY STEVE, Challenge Accepted.
WoULd yOu LooK aT tHat, I hAvE sO mAnY piMpLes.
Once again, thank you so much Jia for sending me a really cute letter! I wish I can reply your letter as soon as possible, maybe on 2020. If I go to Malaysia, please meet me, don't give a false hope, I believe in you. #deep #emo #like4like #instastory #bye
